try to think of a sadder song than when she loved me from toy story 2 bc there isnt one toy story 2 kills me
a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
uno is a great card game it’s just filled with smiles and laughter and numbers and colors and everything is right in the world until someone skips you because then it gets real fuckin personal real fuckin fast
i thought itd be cool to show my snake drinking, and then i found the option on youtube to add their pre-recorded “rock” music and i nearly pissed my pants
The problem is that when we say Tony Abbott is a racist and a homophobe we forget that so are the majority of Australians. Tony Abbott is only the visible portion of the malignant tumor that is Australia’s xenophobia.
imagine if people were born with traits based on their zodiac signs so like aries had ram horns and hoofs like a satyr and shit how rad would that be
i would be a giant fucking crab
capricorns would look so weird. like, “hey, do you like my goat horns? they go perfectly with my fucking mermaid tail.”
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