Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running
Sex seems like a fun idea until your bent over a bar stool in the back if a club your too young for about to be plowed by a tall dark man named Mike
i feel as though we’ve had different experiences
so is this a joke or what
|—||Natalie Portman (via quotethat)|
do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song
can someone write a book about this
people who track wishes and assign agents to make them happen
like a sci-fi fairy godmother sort of thing
What the fuck
"can i come over"
"please im really sorry & i miss you"
"ill eat u out"
I think about this post almost every week