serfborts:

get to know me: [1/5] favorite tv shows: Shameless

"People fuck up. That’s life. Family is supposed to be forever. They’re supposed to take care of you regardless of what you do. That’s the whole point. Otherwise… why bother?"

queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

tony abbott: gough whitlam was an inspirational leader who did many important things that are vital for our nation.
gough whitlam: it's time to bring in national healthcare.
gough whitlam: it's time to actually do something about indigenous affairs.
gough whitlam: it's time for free university education.
tony abbott: yeah nah

rnackenzie:

hey i used to b uglier believe it or not

toukos:

self positivity is f*cking great!!! u think ur cool??? then ur cool!!! u think ur cute??? then ur hella cute!!! look at you go. so amazing

bisexualdemondean:

I like my women how I like my men. 

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That’s it.

That’s the joke. 

I am bisexual.

Connor Walsh: A Summary

dogweeds:

this video changed my life and is 100% proven to stop mean people so please watch  daily, it is very important.

assvvipe:

velvvetreceipts:

thekatediary:

tiny little turn ons:

   - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

jesus CHRIST

Jesus is not a turn-on he is the way the truth and the light go 2 church and reflect on your nasty ass sins